Writing like The Onion

I love The Onion. In an alternative universe, I’d actually try and write for the online newspaper. But, right now, I’m just having fun. This is the product: HOLLISTER SUED FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH GODDAMN LIGHTS IN STORE MOLINE–A senior citizen sued a Hollister in Timberland’s Mall after she fell and broke her hip because […]

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ASA Raises Money for Japan

Japan is on a fragile path to recovery after a 9.0 magnitude earthquake hit the northeastern regions of the country on March 11, and Fairfield University’s Asian Student Association (ASA) is trying to help the relief efforts by raising money. The Tōhoku earthquake, named for the region it impacted, also triggered a tsunami which wiped […]

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