‘I need a place to stay’

‘I need a place to stay’ College journalist goes homeless to explore government-run shelter by Loan Le “I need a place to stay.” The man at the front desk of the Broward Outreach Center stared at me blankly. The walk to the homeless shelter had left the ends of my jeans soaked from rainstorm puddles, […]

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Writing like The Onion

I love The Onion. In an alternative universe, I’d actually try and write for the online newspaper. But, right now, I’m just having fun. This is the product: HOLLISTER SUED FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH GODDAMN LIGHTS IN STORE MOLINE–A senior citizen sued a Hollister in Timberland’s Mall after she fell and broke her hip because […]

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