Writing

Originally posted on While We're Paused…:
You're sitting inside feeling sorry for yourself… Every writer has dealt with that massive, invisible beast that plants itself squarely on our desks, preferably in front of our computer screens, and leers at us in a mocking sort of way, just daring us to get anything accomplished.  Sometimes…

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Writing like The Onion

I love The Onion. In an alternative universe, I’d actually try and write for the online newspaper. But, right now, I’m just having fun. This is the product: HOLLISTER SUED FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH GODDAMN LIGHTS IN STORE MOLINE–A senior citizen sued a Hollister in Timberland’s Mall after she fell and broke her hip because […]

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