Writing

Writing like The Onion

I love The Onion. In an alternative universe, I’d actually try and write for the online newspaper. But, right now, I’m just having fun. This is the product: HOLLISTER SUED FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH GODDAMN LIGHTS IN STORE MOLINE–A senior citizen sued a Hollister in Timberland’s Mall after she fell and broke her hip because […]

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